i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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