Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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