PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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