hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
MIDGETS
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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