Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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