What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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