I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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