I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Operation Purity has been aborted
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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