I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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