YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
