Ambien. No doubt about it.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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