The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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