I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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