: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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