Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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