so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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