Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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