BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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