For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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