Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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