I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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