East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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