Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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