how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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