Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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