Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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