It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
