I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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