Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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