You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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