Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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