so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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