I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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