doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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