and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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