I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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