I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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