fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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