You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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