forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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