I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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