Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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