His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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