My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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