Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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