He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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