i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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