They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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