yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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