between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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